Thursday, March 31, 2011

Livestock Castration... A Dirty Job?


As I get more and more intersted in life on the farm, I search deeper and deeper into the "behind the scenes" workings, as it were. I was reading one of my daily favorite blogs called Rural Revolution detailing how Patrice and Don brought home their new Jersey heifer named Polly. In this blog Patrice noted her jealousy of a custom-made "squeeze chute."

Say what? Okay, now I have to research what all a "squeeze chute" can be used to perform. Somewhere between tagging the ears and tattooing, I start thinking of castration. Sure, I've heard of it and know what it means...but I never actually wondered how they actually DO it...until now.

So, like any good college educated dad, I went to youtube :-) First I learned how to castrate a bull calf from Penn State. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the testicles PULLED from the calf's pelvis BY HAND after a small incision allowed them to be exposed through the bottom of the scrotum. Yep. This woman just grabbed ahold of a testicle and pulled it off. She then instructed that you have to search around for the second testicle because it tends to retract after the first one gets pulled. Really? I think I would retract too!

So that's it. Pop! Pop! Rub a little betadine on there and galloping back into the field he goes. I should mention that the video does advocate a numbing agent if the animal is over 30 days old. Pshh. Numbing agent. Who needs that?

Youtube, being the ever suggestive tool that it is, offered me more links to more castrations. A very vocal calf being castrated, a hilarious snippet of the show Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe castrating a horse, and another Dirty Job episode where Mike learns how to castrate sheep...using his teeth (No, I'm not kidding).

All joking aside, its obvious that real life on the farm includes duties such as castration. You can either pay the local Veterinarian to do it or do it yourself. Personally, if my TEETH are involved, I'm calling a Vet.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bulletproof vest and leg holsters: Christmas Came Early!


A good friend of mine left a goody bag at work for me today. I was instructed to peruse the goods and pick out anything I wanted. It was left over supply from his personal stash. He is a policeman with all the guns and goodies any red blooded American could ever want.

So what better place to don my new bulletproof vest and leg holster than work? The belt was a wee tight but I'm sure that's due to my poofy scrubs...it is...right?

Thanks buddy. I can't wait to go to the range and play GI Ron.


Now I have to dig through my excess goodie bags and see what I can share with him. We've built a pretty nice barter system over the past year.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Frugal Cook's Best Friend: 30 Ways to Cook Ramen Noodles


Most of my spare time and blog efforts lend themselves to ways I save money. I couldn't help but share this article on Ramen Hacks: 30+ Easy Ways to Upgrade Your Instant Noodles.

I can't remember the first time I had a Cup-O-Noodles or my first Ramen pack but I can tell you that I lived on them throughout college. I still enjoy my own quick but delicious recipe of Campbell's Consumme condensed soup and Ramen. Beware: my kids don't call it Fart Soup for nothing.

Don't forget to add plenty of these puppies to your food storage. I'm thinking they'll last through an atomic blast (and probably not taste any different).